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1. The strangest people approach me and tell me very personal information for no apparent reason no matter who is with me. I am a true freak magnet.
2. I no longer believe in the concept of God or the Devil and Heaven or Hell. That’s like believing in the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus.
3. I love to read the “Holy Bible”. The stories and characters are quite hilarious. The author must have had access to some REALLY good mushrooms.
4. I was diagnosed with a brain tumor almost 15 years ago and was told I needed immediate surgery to remove it or I would die. I saw another doctor and he said I was fine. Although a little nuts, I’m still alive today.
5. I have a sister who is deaf from birth so I know sign language and have the ability to read lips. You might want to cover your mouth when talking about me.
6. Music is a huge part of my life. I enjoy all genres, except opera and show tunes.
7. I often have dreams that are vivid and in color. My dreams occur while I am sleeping and awake.
8. Although narcissistic people annoy me, I do like to question their intelligence in front of an audience just to accentuate their stupidity and ridiculousness.
9. I have a hard time believing people and have no problem calling them out, no matter who it is.
10. My grandparents on my mother’s side met on a ship while escaping from Europe just before WWII.
11. I like to capture odd things and events in pictures and in video.
12. I laugh at life because I treat everything like a big joke. Even tragic events can have some humor to them.
13. I’m not worried about death, just that my family will find my porn collection.
14. I would like to migrate to Australia. Preferably Sydney or Cairns.
15. I hate crowds of people, but enjoy concerts in huge venues.
16. At one time, my immigrant grandfather held 12 jobs. One of them was Al Capone’s racetrack bookie.