Visitronix » Comedy http://visitronix.com stimulating your aural and visual pleasure zones Wed, 21 Jul 2010 06:26:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Visitronix is the personal journal and experimental musical playground for Chicago DJ Kiko Lombardi. Kiko Lombardi yes Kiko Lombardi visitronix@gmail.com visitronix@gmail.com (Kiko Lombardi) stimulating your aural and visual pleasure zones insane, DJ, Music, House, dance, Comedy, Cheryl Merkowski, Madge Weinstein, Leo Laporte Visitronix » Comedy http://visitronix.com/wp-content/plugins/powerpress/rss_default.jpg http://visitronix.com/category/comedy/ VTXVID: Holiday Lights – Naperville, IL – part 1 http://visitronix.com/2008/12/11/vtxvid-holiday-lights-naperville-il-part-1/ http://visitronix.com/2008/12/11/vtxvid-holiday-lights-naperville-il-part-1/#comments Thu, 11 Dec 2008 06:00:37 +0000 Kiko http://visitronix.com/?p=401

direct download for your iPod / iPhone / Touch thingy

Another cool holiday light display.  Located in Naperville, IL

]]> http://visitronix.com/2008/12/11/vtxvid-holiday-lights-naperville-il-part-1/feed/ 0 Christmas,flip mino hd,holiday,il,Illinois,lights,Naperville,xmas - direct download for your iPod / iPhone / Touch thingy - Another cool holiday light display.  Located in Naperville, IL direct download for your iPod / iPhone / Touch thingy (http://visitronix.com/podpress_trac/web/401/0/VTXVID_20081212_Holiday_Lights-Naperville_IL-part1.mp4) Another cool holiday light display.  Located in Naperville, IL Kiko Lombardi yes VTX188 | Artistically Challenged http://visitronix.com/2008/07/27/vtx188/ http://visitronix.com/2008/07/27/vtx188/#comments Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:39:21 +0000 Kiko http://visitronix.com/?p=360

direct download link

Commentary free.

Fortified with 10 essential vitamins and minerals.

Please stand by.

Now, go fuck yourself.

]]> http://visitronix.com/2008/07/27/vtx188/feed/ 1 acid,Alien Abductions,Amy-Winehouse,Andrea-Bunch,Billie Holiday,Billie Jean Williams,George Glass,insane,Joan Rivers,Laurie Anderson,lesbians and laundromats,Peter Brady - direct download link - Commentary free. - Fortified with 10 essential vitamins and minerals. - Please stand by. - Now, go fuck yourself. (http://hotimg17.fotki.com/a/67_184/25_9/VTX188.jpg ) direct download link (http://visitronix.com/podpress_trac/web/360/0/VTX188.mp3) Commentary free. Fortified with 10 essential vitamins and minerals. Please stand by. Now, go fuck yourself. Kiko Lombardi yes The Real Cheryl Merkowski be FUGLY! http://visitronix.com/2007/10/04/the-real-cheryl-merkowski-be-fugly/ http://visitronix.com/2007/10/04/the-real-cheryl-merkowski-be-fugly/#comments Thu, 04 Oct 2007 05:00:29 +0000 Kiko http://visitronix.com/2007/10/04/the-real-cheryl-merkowski-be-fugly/ Most people agree that Cheryl Merkowski is one ugly, evil, disgusting whore, but few have had the luxury of seeing her in the flesh, so to speak…Well my babies, I have seen her and OMG, she truly is an old ugly cunt…Here are some exclusive stealthy photos that I took of her.  You be the judge!

 

Last Friday, while out dining with a companion, I heard something familiar coming from the next booth. I was surrounded by sounds of coughing, hacking and epitaphs of “Honaye” and “Blayho”.

Oh My God! Could it be? Nah, what would Cheryl Merkowski be doing in a restaurant in Addison, Illinois? She even eats UGLY!

 

 

]]> http://visitronix.com/2007/10/04/the-real-cheryl-merkowski-be-fugly/feed/ 2 Vote for Ragan Fox on Famecast.com http://visitronix.com/2007/08/30/vote-for-ragan-fox-on-famecastcom/ http://visitronix.com/2007/08/30/vote-for-ragan-fox-on-famecastcom/#comments Thu, 30 Aug 2007 22:05:12 +0000 Kiko http://visitronix.com/2007/08/30/vote-for-ragan-fox-on-famecastcom/ Mark your calendars and vote for Ragan Fox on the Spoken Word stage over at Famecast.com. It only takes 30 seconds.

Click on the Vote button to check out this very talented poet, author and educator and cast your vote!

Voting begins on 8/31/2007 @ 9:00PM EST.
Thanks!

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You know who I’m talking about – the twat who either paid off a DMV worker or blew one off when they took the driver test in order to get their license. It’s the only logical explanation.

If it’s beyond me why people park like this:

You Park Like an Asshole You Park Like an Asshole You Park Like an Asshole


Enjoy and remember to tell them ‘YOU PARK LIKE AN ASSHOLE!’.
Download .pdf

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Comedian George Carlin has been around forever, so naturally, he has a plethora of material to in his repertoire. I often wet myself because he makes me laugh so hard… I like it.

I found 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes and thought this would be an excellent source for the new Stray Quotes widget I installed on the sidebar today! Page refreshes will produce a new quote.

Enjoy!

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